currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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