I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
we should paint friendship bongs
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