Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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