Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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