no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
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