spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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