I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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