Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
