the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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