Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
try to milk me bitch
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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