I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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