we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I got inside last night via doggy door
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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