S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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