Whod you bang
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
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