I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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