Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
