I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
