Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize