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Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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