Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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