: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Randomize
