Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I'm both gender and math confused
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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