is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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