With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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