ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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