are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
you would pick up someone in the library
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
i dont even know how to be here
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Randomize
