omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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