I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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