I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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