One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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