In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
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