they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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