Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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