I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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