matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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