How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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