I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
the liver wants what the liver wants
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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