Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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