sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
True college students do jello shots in the library
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