Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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