And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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