She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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