Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
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