i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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