I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Houston, we have a squirter
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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