Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
