Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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