So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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