i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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