It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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