if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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