sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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